Chris Brown's mixtape is coming August 5
My reaction about the mixtape:
My reaction about that ratchet ass yellow shit in his mouth:
My reaction to that bitch on the side:
My reaction to his Gucci Mane lips in the cover:
I laugh at my own texts before i send them because I'm that damn funny.
I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit
A day in the life of @Dwone216 and I. (stod)
- Mel C: Pack and deliver like ups trucks...
- Dwone Biggaveli: you describe me so well.
- Mel C: ;) you know how i do cuz.
- Wan Bojan: stop..
- Dwone Biggaveli: go
- Mel C: yellow! =)
- Dwone Biggaveli: no right turns on red.
- Mel C: yield nigga.
- Dwone Biggaveli: 25 mph in the school zone
- Mel C: i got the right away =)
- Dwone Biggaveli: put 10 on pump 3
- Mel C: enter your zip code.
- Dwone Biggaveli: make a right on candler rd
- Mel C: merge onto i-20
- Dwone Biggaveli: exit to your left in .4 miles
- Mel C: no u-turns
- Dwone Biggaveli: dead end
- Mel C: *flashin lights..liscense and registration please
- Dwone Biggaveli: *ambulance sirens* *drive to the side and let them come through*
- Mel C: *text message* swerves into a tree
- Dwone Biggaveli: random nigga: ay bah take me to the store right quick, another random nigga: shiddddddd i aint got no gas bah.
- Mel C: where the hoes at!?
- Dwone Biggaveli: who got the loud?
- Mel C: lemme get a 7
- Dwone Biggaveli: put 5 on the loud bra
- Mel C: wendy: wtf look at all these notifications!?
- Dwone Biggaveli: can yal please stop
- Mel C: genanaw on the track
- Dwone Biggaveli: soccer team on deck
- Mel C: wet t shirt contest
- Dwone Biggaveli: can you take me to practice?
- Mel C: smysa!